May 2013
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
“We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.”
– Kifah Shah (via murmurrs)
svveden:
how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information
vixichi:
laperspective:
I loved The Great Gatsby before it was trendy…
lesb1dn:
fagweed:
FUCK ONE DIRECTION
IM TRYING
esexist:
#nofilter #nomakeup #nosociallife #nowilltolive
getoffmybloghoe:
Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!
shybat:
*romantically calls you dude*
*puts on horror movie*
fuck this im out
Hermione the Black: fuckyeahcracker:... →
fuckyeahcracker:
fuckyeahcracker:
Effects Of Thinking White People Are “All Like That”:
Literally nothing other than white people having their feelings hurt on the internet
I’m not joking there is no real world consequence of this
Effects Of Thinking People of Color Are “All Like That”:
Saudi student is literally surrounded by FBI for cooking rice under terrorist suspicions
White people...
gabanti:
my biggest problem in life is that you can’t put emphasis on “i” by capitalizing it
thed3vilssmile:
what most people think being gay is:
having a higher/lower voice for your gender
acting more femine/masculine
wanting to be more like the opposite gender
being rude
teaching children how to be gay
setting a bad example
ruining good family values
what being gay really is
liking the same gender as you
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
oh my God some kid from my old high school just took a cardboard cutout of Jennifer Lawrence to prom i’m dying
hashedtag:
mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*
puckthefolice:
make sure to moisturize your grunge everyday to keep it nice and soft
richarcl:
do you ever like someone so much that whenever they talk to you your stomach just sinks
thinsiqnificant:
spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck
avoxia:
real women have cu-
circumcising:
i heard that every time u rev your motorcycle at 6 in the morning u lose an inch of your penis
thats-slightly-raven:
I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this
croutoncat:
powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint
bebroom:
when ppl take screenshots of ur snapchats its a good feeling bc it means youre either cute enough or pretty enough or funny enough for them to want to save a pic of you
